HARRIS a Detective who actually wants to be an "actor" SMOOZING  the Starlet Gillian
 
Harris throws a pile of glossy brochures down on the table and shakes his head.

HARRIS
Ms. Gillian?  THIS Looks like photoshop to me,

Gillian stares at the brochures. Harris looks at her.

HARRIS (CONT'D)
You're not the first, you won't be the last. These people prey on wealthy widows just like yourself.
You'd be amazed how often it happens around here. The bad news is, it's going to be very difficult to get your money back...
There's just not much we can do. These people are experts at moving money around from island to island, cleaning it through so many accounts that they can make it - poof! Disappear. But I do have some good news for you.
The good news is that you called me.
Ms. Gillian, it's a constant game of cat and mouse. But I want you to know that I'm the cat. AND,  The cat's on it, okay?

Gillian is clearly disappointed. 

HARRIS
By the way, I've done a little acting too. Nothing in your league, of course, but I was in a production of "Our Town" a few years ago. Community theatre. I played the Church Organist. 
I got some pretty good reviews too...From the local papers. We're doing "The Mousetrap" next.

He SMILES broadly.