+Mr. Pink Audition Side 1: INTERIOR. HEIST MINI VAN DAY 

SCENE DESCRIPTION:  Two 19 YEAR OLD “Guys” have just left the scene of the “Heist”.   They are pumped up from an adrenalin rush, thus speaking very quickly, while Mr. Yellow looks around for the police, who nearly caught them.   

NOTE:  Please feel free to perform this audition scene with a friend, an off camera reader, OR you may be brave and read BOTH CHARACTERS in one audition; however, if you read both characters, you must act as though you are more than one person, relating and reacting to the other person, to carry this off successfully and professionally. 

INTERIOR VAN, MR PINK SLAMS ON THE BRAKES OF THE VAN.

MR. PINK 
Get out!

MR. YELLOW 
ARE YOU CRAZY? 
With all these cops around?  Do you really think I am nuts?!

MR. PINK. 
By now they’ve found Bonner and the fat ass Librarian, who are singing like two canaries. So, get out and I’ll come back for you in my jeep.

MR. YELLOW

So if we split up you THINK we have a better chance?  Like there’s twelve million dollars worth of art in here, why should I trust YOU to come back for me?  Huh?  HUH?!!!

MR. PINK glares at him. Hard.

MR. YELLOW

I’m not afraid of that stare.  I’m not afraid of YOU.  You know what I’m afraid of?  Those twenty two cops waiting to shoot my ass off, when I step out of this van and you drive through them like friggin Steve McQueen in “Bullitt”.  No way… I ain’t goin’, now or ever.

MR. PINK SHOVES MR. YELLOW OUT THE DOOR OF THE VAN, THEN DRIVES THROUGH THE POLICE, JUST LIKE MR. YELLOW SAID.

MR. YELLOW

Owww… Oh man….. there goes my future! 

BULLETS WHIZ OVER MR. YELLOW’S HEAD AS HE CRASHES THROUGH A WINDOW.  HE ROLLS INTO A ROOM, AND IS HANDED AN ICE CREAM BY A LITTLE GIRL.

MR. YELLOW

This better not be rocky road.