+MR. PINK AUDTION SIDE 3  INTERIOR CHAS’S CAR
 

CHAS IS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND CLARE, WHO IS FORCING HIM TO DEAL WITH HIS MOTHER.   CLAIRE IS  EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD, ATTRACTIVE, SMART, AND VERY MUCH INTO NOT LOSING HER MAN…EVEN TO HIS MOMMY.
 

CLARE

When is she gonna stand on her own two feet, Chas?  For God sake you're the kid...

Your dad enjoys tormenting her and she enjoys playing the victim.  For God sakes the entire household is dysfunctional. 
 

Chas still says nothing, but you can see he is bothered by this.
 

CLARE

OKAY, maybe I should mind my own business but guess what, if you and I are going to be a couple... I mean, all that crap about “unconditional” love….there is no such thing.  Everybody has a price...and right now you are paying that price for everybody.  Except me.  We haven't even been together for two weeks.  You have missed so many classes this semester, I don't know how you plan on passing. How are you going to take your finals?  What are you going to make of yourself when you flunk out of school?  You planning to work in the coal fields?  Because I don't want dirt under the fingernails Chas.  I want a guy with a suit and tie, and a hundred bucks in his pocket.  And, every time he comes to see me, he brings me something special.  I want real love Chas, and I want to be number one in that guys life.

So screw “unconditional love”.